with apologies to Paul Simon 🙂
1. Abolish damaged goods
2. Bin the junk mail
3. Chuck old magazines
4. Clear your desk
5. Consolidate cleaning products
6. Cull files
7. Delegate duties
8. Discard lonesome socks
9. Dispose of clothes that don’t fit
10. Ditch tatty towels
11. Do away with dust-catchers
12. Donate books
13. Eliminate excess
14. Eradicate piles
15. Farewell dried out pens
16. Fling fuzzy photos
17. Flush out crimes against fashion
18. Forget unfriendly “friends”
19. Free up the minutes
20. Free yourself from overcommitting
21. Give away unwanted gifts
22. Go through greeting cards
23. Hand down hand-me-downs
24. Hurl dead batteries
25. Let go of old cosmetics
26. Liberate bric-a-brac
27. Lob misshapen candles
28. Monitor medication expiry dates
29. Obliterate junk emails
30. Pass on outgrown toys
31. Pitch perfection
32. Purge useless “storage solutions”
33. Recycle newspapers
34. Reduce pantry stores
35. Register on the “Do Not Call Register”
36. Release untried recipes
37. Remove unreal expectations
38. Resist timewasters
39. Say goodbye to stale spices
40. Shed worn shoes
41. Simplify systems
42. Stamp out stress
43. Toss empty boxes
44. Trash the trash
45. Trim down collections
46. Uncomplicate the complicated
47. Unshackle unused tools
48. Unsubscribe from spam
49. Wave goodbye to worn out pots and pans
50. Wipe out worry
